Confucius Say...Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways always going
to Bangkok.
Confucius Say...Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius Say... Don't sweat the petty stuff Confucius
Say... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Confucius Say... Secretary not permanent fixture until
screwed on top of desk.
Confucius Say... Man with athletic finger make broad
jump.
Confucius Say... It is good for girl to meet boy in
park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Confucius Say... Man who marries girl with no bust have
right to feel low down.
Confucius Say... Woman laid in tomb may soon become
mummy.
Confucius Say... Man who jizz in cash register come
into money.
Confucius Say... Man who lay woman on ground gets piece
on earth.
Confucius Say... It take many nails to build crib, but
one screw to fill it.
Confucius Say... Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius Say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all
day.
Confucius Say... Virginity like bubble: one prick, all
gone.
Confucius Say... Man that go to bed with itchy butt
wake up with stinky fingers.
Confucius Say... Man who sneezes without tissue takes
matters in his own hands.
Confucius Say... When called an idiot sometimes is
better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.
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