Q: Why are Adam & Eve Obama-era Americans?
A: Because they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and God?
A: God doesn't think he is Obama.
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
A: Jesus can put a cabinet together.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has U.S. birth papers.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's GM bailout and a car battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.
Q: What is the best argument against democracy?
A: A chat with an Obama voter.
Q: What does Obama's cat say?
A: Mao.
Obama Comparison Shopping Hookers
President Obama was out looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge---a blonde , a brunette , and a redhead.To the blonde he said , "I am the president of the United States. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars."
To the brunette he posed the same question , and she replied, "One hundred dollars. "
He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President , if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes.... Get my panties as low as my wages...get that thing of yours as hard as the times... Keep it high as the gas prices...keep me warmer than my apartment...and...screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President , it ain't gonna cost you a cent."
Obamacare Joke
President Obama was interviewing for new accountants to handle the books for his Obamacare scheme.Barack asked the first applicant, "What does one plus one equal?" The accountant was escorted out of the White House after answering, "Two."
Barack then asked the next applicant, "What does one plus one equal?" That one answered, "What do you want it to equal?" Obama promptly replied, "You've got the job."
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