"Shut up kid and drink your tomato juice before it clots!"
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"Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whiskey and deal those cards!"
"Mommy, Mommy! What's a lesbian? "
"Go ask your father, she'll know."
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"Shut up kid and drink your tomato juice before it clots!"
"Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquent child? "
"Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whiskey and deal those cards!"
"Mommy, Mommy! What's a lesbian? "
"Go ask your father, she'll know."
"Mommy, Mommy... I don't like tomato soup! "
"Shut up kid, we only have it once a month!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Why do I keep running around in circles?" Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
"Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?" "Shut up son, you'll wake daddy!"
"Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? " "Shut up kid and help me get Gramma off the doorknob!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Why am I so ugly? " "Shut up kid and comb your face."
"Mommy, Mommy! Where did your scabs go?" Shut up and eat your corn flakes!
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"Mommy, Mommy... I don't like tomato soup! "
"Shut up kid, we only have it once a month!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Why do I keep running around in circles?" Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
"Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?" "Shut up son, you'll wake daddy!"
"Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? " "Shut up kid and help me get Gramma off the doorknob!"
"Mommy, Mommy! Why am I so ugly? " "Shut up kid and comb your face."
"Mommy, Mommy! Where did your scabs go?" Shut up and eat your corn flakes!
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