- Cover your stump before you hump.
- Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
- Don't be silly, protect your willy.
- When in doubt, shroud your spout.
- Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
- You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
- If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
- If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
- If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
- She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
- If you go into heat, package your meat.
- Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
- Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
- The right selection! Protect your erection.
- Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
- If you really love her, wear a cover.
- Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
- Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
- Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
- If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
- No glove, No love.
- Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
- AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
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