A guy leaves home. Makes 3 left turns and comes back home where two men are waiting for him wearing a mask.
What's his occupation?
A baseball player.
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Guy Leaves Home Riddle
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A guy leaves home. Makes 3 left turns and comes back home where two men are waiting for him wearing a mask.
What's his occupation?
A baseball player.
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A guy leaves home. Makes 3 left turns and comes back home where two men are waiting for him wearing a mask.
What's his occupation?
A baseball player.
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New Door Riddle Answer
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Rearrange the letters in the word, "new door", to make one word.
How about: One Word.
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Rearrange the letters in the word, "new door", to make one word.
How about: One Word.
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Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Pirate Explains to Kids How He Lost His Leg, Arm, and Eye
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A pirate walks off his ship. He
has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye.
He sits down on a bench, and begins throwing peanuts to the
seagulls. Two curious young children shyly sit down next to him and
ask the pirate how he came to have a wooden leg.
The pirate replies, "Well, I was standing on the deck of me ship one day, and a wave washed me overboard. Then, a hungry shark attacked me and bit me leg off." The little boy then asks, "How did you lose your hand?"
"Many years ago, I was fighting the Navy, and one of them boys cut me hand off. Me doc couldn't find a hand, so he gave me this hook." Next, the little girl asks, "How did you lose your eye?"
"Well, I was standing watch up in the crow's nest, and just as I looked up, a lousy seagull flew over and did his business right in me eye." The children, now thoroughly confused, ask, "How did that cause you to lose your eye?"
The pirate explains, "Well, it was me first day with the hook."
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The pirate replies, "Well, I was standing on the deck of me ship one day, and a wave washed me overboard. Then, a hungry shark attacked me and bit me leg off." The little boy then asks, "How did you lose your hand?"
"Many years ago, I was fighting the Navy, and one of them boys cut me hand off. Me doc couldn't find a hand, so he gave me this hook." Next, the little girl asks, "How did you lose your eye?"
"Well, I was standing watch up in the crow's nest, and just as I looked up, a lousy seagull flew over and did his business right in me eye." The children, now thoroughly confused, ask, "How did that cause you to lose your eye?"
The pirate explains, "Well, it was me first day with the hook."
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Monday, September 12, 2011
Condom Slogans
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- Cover your stump before you hump.
- Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
- Don't be silly, protect your willy.
- When in doubt, shroud your spout.
- Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
- You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
- If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
- If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
- If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
- She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
- If you go into heat, package your meat.
- Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
- Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
- The right selection! Protect your erection.
- Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
- If you really love her, wear a cover.
- Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
- Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
- Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
- If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
- No glove, No love.
- Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
- AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
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Guy Wants To Be Castrated!
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"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!"
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"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!"
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Guys Boss Dies
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife
instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
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The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
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