An escaped convict broke into a house and tied
up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as
he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife,
bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey,
this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything
he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it
and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.'
'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you
feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really
nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!'
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Kevin
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