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Saturday, September 10, 2011

Men Are Like...



  • placemats
    they only show up when there's food on the table.

    mascara
    they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    bike helmets
    they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

    government bonds
    they take so long to mature.

    copiers
    you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

    lava lamps
    fun to look at it but not all that bright.

    bank accounts
    without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

    high heels
    they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

    curling irons
    they're always hot and always in your hair.

    mini skirts
    if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

    handguns
    keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.



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